Well, I totally didn’t know what to expect when I came to Moscow and I got exactly what I expected… a lot of things I didn’t expect!
There are so many interesting, odd and strange things to report I am not sure I can fit it all into one blog entry.
But, for those who like an executive synopsis, or Coles Notes, the main theme for Moscow is: EXPENSIVE.
And I don’t mean, boy its a little expensive here… I mean, you will go broke if you stay here more than a few weeks expensive!
Okay, lets start at the beginning. First of all, when you arrive in Moscow, you are at one of their 3 airports… but none of them seem to be convenient or easily accessible. I arrived at Sheremetyevo airport at 1am after flying from Dublin to Vienna, and then Vienna to Moscow on Austrian Airlines. It was tough getting any flights from Dublin to Moscow for under $900, which was my first hint of how expensive everything Moscow related is. (there was a flight or two on Poland’s airline LOT for around $400, stopping over in Warsaw, but the times didn’t work for me).
Sheremetyevo airport is quite a ways from downtown Moscow and there is no trains or buses running at 1am so I had to take a taxi. The taxi ride cost me about $50-$60 USD… and it wasn’t like I got luxury for that price… i was in the backseat of a 1970’s era Lada stationwagon.
He took me to my hotel, which was the cheapest one I could find at the time that had highspeed internet access: Novotel. I thought I had actually gotten a decent deal on their website, for what is a cheap Moscow price of $200 USD/night. But when I got there he informed me that doesn’t include all the taxes, which added it up to $270. Then he said my room doesn’t have high speed internet. He said I could upgrade to the executive rooms for $50 extra a night to get internet. I asked him what else I got for the extra $50 and he replied, “it’s a bit bigger……
So for the price of what my place in Bangkok costs per month, I stayed in Moscow for one night. And boy did I enjoy all that extra room I got for the $50… there was a sort of extra room in the suite, but it was essentially a room with absolutely nothing in it except one standing lamp. I guess it’d be good if you wanna catch up on some reading while standing there.
I decided to leave the Novotel after 2 nights so I wouldn’t have to actually declare bankruptcy, and booked a nice apartment for a good deal of $150/night.
After leaving the Novotel I was walking and looking for a taxi for 20 minutes but never saw one. I later found out from a friend I know who has been living here that all you have to do in Moscow is put your hand up anywhere and within 10 seconds a car will stop and pick you up. They don’t look like taxi’s and half the time it just seems like it is some guy who happened to be driving somewhere, but they’ll take you where you want to goâ€¦ but again, for quite a priceâ€¦ a 5-10 minute ride is about $20.
As was exactly the same as last year, I have felt like I have been in a fog the entire last two weeks.. something about going East from North America to Europe really just kills meâ€¦ I am actually writing this on my plane ride from Moscow to Bangkok and I think today was the first day I felt kinda awake and on normal hoursâ€¦ now I am going another 3 hours East so weâ€™ll see how I feel tomorrowâ€¦ and to answer your question about why I am going to Bangkok: I just miss itâ€¦ a lot. I really like it thereâ€¦ Iâ€™ve been gone 6 weeks and am dying to get backâ€¦ and it doesnâ€™t hurt that the weather in Moscow for the last few days was near freezingâ€¦ literally like winter.
Anyway, more on Moscowâ€¦
So I met up with a friend who has just bought a place thereâ€¦ he is an ex-broker and is really loadedâ€¦ he just bought a $1.4m place in Moscowâ€¦ he tells me I should go check out a club called First Nightclubâ€¦ he said to get a table for the night there costs $5,000â€¦ I laughed and said, â€œYou mean 5,000 rubles ($250)â€?â€¦ he looked at me, â€œNo, dollars.â€?
Moscow has more billionaires than any other city in the world, and it shows.
It is kinda funny looking at cars hereâ€¦ there will be 6 or 7 1970â€™s Ladaâ€™s in a row, then a Lambourghiniâ€¦ then 5 junkers, then a Ferrariâ€¦
And all over town are these super expensive looking black Mercedes, with blacked out windows, and a single blue siren on topâ€¦ noooooo idea who or what that is all about.
One of the funnier moments was when I was walking down the street, I heard the super loud screetch of what sounded like some totally rotten fan belt, or some sort of belt, on an old car or somethingâ€¦ I turned around expecting to see another old Lada on its last legsâ€¦ it was a 2000 Viperâ€¦ lol, American piece of crap.
I really didnâ€™t do a heck of a lot in Moscow, I really slept most of my time thereâ€¦ exactly what I did last year in Sweden, Berlin and Greece.. I just jet lagged my way through Ireland and Russiaâ€¦
I didnâ€™t even make it to that $5,000/table nightclub despite my friend calling me numerous times on Friday nightâ€¦ I passed out at 6pm that night.
The only other comments I have on Russia is that it is incredibly hard to get around. Very few people speak much English and the signage and writing is completely incomprehensibleâ€¦ their writing looks like it uses the same alphabet as ours, but with the letters inside out, backwards, upside down and sideways.
Trying to navigate their metro is literally impossible. I tried many times, and managed thanks to a lot of hard work and a lot of asking around and pointing. Their subway is very communist era too, a clanky old iron beast that flies through the undergroundâ€¦ it doesnâ€™t even have any sort of notice before the doors shutâ€¦ and the doors are big, heavy iron doors that slam shut in 0.5 secondsâ€¦ I almost lost an ankle in one.
So, in the end, Iâ€™d say Moscow is definitely interesting. If you have a lot of money and want to spend a lot, Moscow is for you. Also if you like sub zero temperatures, even in July, Moscow is for you.
In the end I kinda found myself in the same situation as last year in July when I was in South America. It was July and there I was travelling through places that were in the middle of winter, with very brisk tempsâ€¦ it was basically the same this year, with Ireland and Moscow, although there were a few nice warm days in Ireland.
So, rather than travel through some more of Europe as I had planned, I decided to head back to perpetual summer, Thailand.
I was feeling tired anyway, I am either getting old or need to recharge badly by getting back into shape because I was feeling very tired for the last monthâ€¦ plus my allergies, which I havenâ€™t felt in years since I left Canada really hit in Canada over a month ago, and stayed with me right through Ireland and Russia, so I am looking forward to getting back to Thailand to breathe again too.
I am hoping to stay put there for at least a month, and then am pondering a trip to Indonesia. I am also starting to zero in on a place to open a nightclub tooâ€¦ More and more I am thinking to try to find a place that is beautiful, has great beach and also allows gamblingâ€¦ then I am hoping to open a club with also a poker room in itâ€¦ that rules out a lot of countries thoughâ€¦ Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesiaâ€¦ I think Philippines tooâ€¦ who knows, maybe Cambodia. I think Iâ€™d like to stay in Asia, although I will likely take a trip to the caribbean, Brazil and Argentina in Jan/Feb and maybe do something in my other favorite place, Latin America.