Ok, this is why you read my blog

I may have officially hit Hubbert’s Peak of Craziness this weekend. I was in Guangzhou, China… went to a club… not exactly sure of all the details but I met this girl who looks like an HK movie star… had a really nice night with her… then the next day she sent her “driver” to pick me up to go to dinner with her…

So her car came… was an SUV… but it was all painted in camoflauge… but not regular camo.. sort of like a modern, trendy camo…

Driving was a military guy in full army outfit… but when I got in, the inside was all honged out… stuffed toys everywhere… that was pretty much the largest contrast I have ever seen… camo’d communist military vehicle, army driver and hello kittys hanging off everything inside.

The funniest part was that this driver drove like he owned the road (which I guess I suppose he did)… he would literally be driving down a highway and my little princess girlfriend would change her mind on which restaurant she wanted to go to, and he would hit the brakes… stop… we would talk for a few minutes while hundreds of cars came to a screeching halt… yet, no one honked (actually the entire time i was in the vehicle no one even passed us)… He would then U-Turn, cutting off other cars who had to lock up their brakes.. but again, no honking or anythin, lol

She then took me to dinner, fed me manually with chopsticks, asking me only what I wanted and how much… kept telling me I look like “beekhum” (beckham)…

I could go on about how ridiculous the last few days have been but that should be enough for you to think, “uh, wtf?”… seriously if you want more info, I’ve got tons more interesting stories related to this… most are not G-rated though so not suitable for this page…

Anyway, I mentioned I will be in Shenzen next week… and will be golfing there… she told me her “dad” will be there next week too and he likes golfing… if her/his last name is Jiamen I will have many more interesting stories next week… including my advice to him on the upcoming attack on Taiwan…

Who knows, in a few months I could possibly be the successor to the communist throne… chinese checkers? chinese check this out!